The Cyantific Theory | Turquoise Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:L Everyone knows vertical stripes are

Everyone knows vertical stripes are slimming

you're probably also interested in the matching men's suit and women's dress:

I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything

Pretty much anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham

The Cyantific Theory | Turquoise Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:L Everyone knows vertical stripes areOur favorite theory is natural selection because you can see it all around you, especially on your Instagram feed. Our second favorite is the Cyantific theory which simply states that all objects appear larger in cyan and this pair of turquoise Ball Hammock pouch underwear with fly is no exception.