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Fingers crossed that dinos are color blind cause if they're coming back and these bright orange baddies are covering your cookies

It's like Tony the Tiger if he were the poster boy for Marlboro Reds and KY instead of pushing some sugary cereal

Which explains why when you wear these bikini undies

Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents

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