The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Blazer duke you’ll look like you wear

you’ll look like you wear the pants in the relationship and smell like 1000 roses when you throw on this black and gold jumpsuit

I don’t care if your great aunt has a 100 year old family recipe for sticky pecan pie

and if you're lucky

but someone's gotta do it

The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Blazer duke you’ll look like you wearThere exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply hogwash. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas blazer. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love