Time Travel Paradox T-Shirt By Technium Foundry ("Fashionably Late") Color:Red Tumble dry on low expectations

Tumble dry on low expectations

-Linguistics professors with a dangerous sense of humor

The number is so massive that most mathematicians just wave their hands nervously when asked to explain it

When the periodic table decided to go full Tony Hawk in zero gravity

Time Travel Paradox T-Shirt By Technium Foundry ("Fashionably Late") Color:Red Tumble dry on low expectationsEver wanted to be the smartest person in the room before you even entered it? Our "I'd Travel Back in Time But I Already Did Tomorrow" design is perfect for those who like their temporal paradoxes with a side of sass. Featuring a meticulously drawn pocket watch floating in what can only be described as a "quantum doily," this shirt is for people who understand that time is less of a strict progression and more of a wibbly wobbly fashion statement.