Women's Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Racerback Tank Top star " We natives and transplants

" We natives and transplants alike are accustomed to the laidback SoCal vernacular that speaks to our endless summers and majestic shoreline

This funny physics shirt is the perfect complement to your existential crisis

This 3 pack features a big stunning floral print paired with our original quotes

This cynical infant bodysuit makes a great gift for a scientist

Women's Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Racerback Tank Top star " We natives and transplantsSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt