Jewelry Box with Zipper - BROKE MEN CINCO from shopping to carrying books

from shopping to carrying books or groceries or all of your emotional baggage as you struggle to pay rent with a liberal arts degree

Maybe it will get you laid if you’re buying a chick dinner and she sees how quirky you are with this wallet and she ends up giving you the best head of your life

You’re an alcoholic or you know an alcoholic

Fits all standard toilets unless you’re in some weird country

Jewelry Box with Zipper - BROKE MEN CINCO from shopping to carrying booksYoure a boss bitch with lots of bling. Store it in our jewelry box. Its compact enough to throw into your purse or luggage so that you can have your shit with you wherever you go! The inner lining is made of a soft, anti tarnish fabric to keep your jewelry safe and scratch free. Care Instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth carefully to clean.