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Title: "Starfish Prime Hoodie | Retro Nuclear Space Test cat science clothing Championship branding for when "hobby"Want to stay cozy while commemorating that time we decided to light up the Pacific sky like nature's most ambitious rave? This premium hoodie features the legendary Starfish Prime nuclear test in all its retrofuturistic glory. The design shows our intrepid space cowboy riding a nuclear warhead (safety harness definitely included, workplace safety regulations were different in 1962) against a backdrop that says "Yes, we actually did nuke the