UM Cap - Aqua Stripes But I don’t care because

But I don’t care because I do look like a pretentious ass and that’s exactly what I was aiming for

All the good stuff is indoors

Carrots are my friends

If you know you know and if you don’t know you should know because Van Wijngaarden’s Zaanse Mayonaise is the condiment that counts and this long sleeve is our sign of respect

UM Cap - Aqua Stripes But I don’t care becauseIf you were to ask me about my favorite holiday destination, I think it would be Torremolinos. And if you were to ask about my favorite headwear, it would be this UM Dad Cap in Aqua. I really need to stop sharing all this personal information, but then again, I'm such a blabbermouth!