It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lakewood retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE

retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines

A circular logo at the top depicts a red cardinal perched on a black bowling ball beside yellow bowling pins

Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top

and a helicopter

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lakewood retro bubble-style typeface reads "BERebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &