Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt comedy but the neon signage is

but the neon signage is absolutely committed to the bit

Distressed white block text reads "HO" in large bold lettering with a superscript "3" positioned as a mathematical exponent

Black text at the top reads "TELEPHONE YOrktown 2-3301" above gold script lettering reading "Baldwin Park

New York" flanking the shoe

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt comedy but the neon signage isDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Solid