Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Dark brown rounded lowercase text

Dark brown rounded lowercase text below reads "cuz dam

The explosion behind her is just the performance review nobody asked for

Prospects must perform the tequila dance while maintaining full bow tie integrity

no waiting room

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Dark brown rounded lowercase textDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: