Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_christmas Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

hanging from strings while posed mid-strut

IL" in a weathered finish

Forty bucks

Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_christmas Santa winking while telling kidsLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET