Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Nobody questions their lifestyle choices

Nobody questions their lifestyle choices because the plausible deniability is built right into the fur

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A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Nobody questions their lifestyle choicesBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text