Party Animal Just Add Booze - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt arcade wearing a green and white

wearing a green and white polka dot party hat

Sam walked out

Quitting mid-match on national television and then opening a tennis academy is exactly the kind of résumé padding only a Tenenbaum could pull off

Gold pennant shape with two spear shafts and arrowhead tips displays "POLYNESIAN FOOD" and "AKU AKU" in dark block letters

Party Animal Just Add Booze - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt arcade wearing a green and whiteWerewolves need a full moon to transform, but most guys at an open bar only need a second IPA and a DJ playing "Don't Stop Believin'." The button down shirt survives exactly long enough to maintain plausible deniability. The Details: Orange block text reads "PARTY ANIMAL" in an arched layout above a vintage horror style illustration of a snarling werewolf in a button down, gripping a green bottle, rendered in orange and green ink. Orange block text