Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL a cartoon push toy depicts

a cartoon push toy depicts a light blue dome filled with yellow

and dark pants

reading "READING

Bold black letters reading "VHS" sit centered inside a white rectangle with a double-line border

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL a cartoon push toy depictsBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below