Happy St. Pat's Day - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L with casual script lettering reading

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

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Gangster Christmas greetings hit different when delivered with the proper artillery backing

A hand-drawn cartoon cassette tape character with a teal body

Happy St. Pat's Day - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L with casual script lettering readingNaming a holiday after yourself is the kind of power move most people can only dream about. Pat finally got his day, and the only requirement is showing up with shamrocks and a smirk. The Details: Distressed white text reading "HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!" arcs in a circular arrangement, with small shamrock accents placed between words. A weathered white portrait illustration of a smirking man is centered within the ring of text, rendered in a vintage screen