Behold Fartacus - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L arms spread wide

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Behold Fartacus - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L arms spread wideGladiators who announce their flatulence with a raised sword and a dramatic point deserve a Latin name for it. Heroic crouching only adds velocity and gravitas. The Details: Distressed white angular Greek style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top. A cartoon illustration of a helmeted gladiator in a heroic crouching stance depicts red cape, red boots, gray armor, and brown leg guards, sword raised in one hand while pointing forward with the other.