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Heavy black sans-serif text below reads "TOXIC WASTE

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What Would Spicoli Do? - Unisex Tank Top montpelier with bold blue text "COLTOrdering pizza to a history class is the kind of power move that requires absolute spiritual conviction and zero long term planning. Consulting your inner Spicoli guarantees the worst possible outcome, delivered with total peace. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Jeff Spicoli grinning with long wavy blonde hair and a patterned open collar shirt. Large alternating black and white block letters below