Me So Corny v2 - Unisex Hoodie Size:L White lowercase bold sans-serif text

White lowercase bold sans-serif text on the left reads "where my hose at

New Haven's Profs played in the Eastern League during the 1920s

Smaller white text below reads "It's all ball bearings nowadays

" Olive-green bubble text reading "1983" sits at the bottom

Me So Corny v2 - Unisex Hoodie Size:L White lowercase bold sans-serif textCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.