Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black with a circular red stamp

with a circular red stamp reading "1946" and "CLASS D NORTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE" arched around it

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

Some teams belong to a city the way a church steeple belongs to a skyline

Telling a made guy he's funny is either a death wish or the greatest comedy bit ever improvised over dinner

Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black with a circular red stampDying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational. The Details: Pixel art depicts a covered wagon pulled by two oxen, with a figure visible in the wagon opening, a man in a brown hat holding a stick at left, and three figures in blue, brown, and pink standing at right. Green