The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Straight distressed white serif text

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

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Walt Kowalski's neighborhood watch program involves an M1 Garand and zero tolerance for foot traffic past the property line

The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Straight distressed white serif textSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.