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Get On Board With the Lord - Unisex T-Shirt mob " above a high-contrast whiteYouth pastors in 1998 genuinely believed a half pipe and some Christian rock would save more souls than two thousand years of theology. Jesus on a skateboard is just the logical conclusion of that desperate pivot to relevance. The Details: Golden yellow bold block text reads "GET ON BOARD" across the top. A white cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in flowing robes rides a skateboard with arms outstretched. Golden yellow bold text to the right reads