I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL they anchored it

they anchored it

representing a Massachusetts city already steeped in centuries of history

matching distressed text reads "PONYBOY" with a switchblade illustration beneath it

a detailed brown engraving-style illustration depicts a large pig standing in profile facing right

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL they anchored itCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved