Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt oc Sand traps probably trigger him

Sand traps probably trigger him worse than sand planets

Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below

Blue block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above script reading "Michigan State League" and "KALAMAZOO

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt oc Sand traps probably trigger himSanta's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve. Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department. The Details: Cream script text reads "Bitch Better Have My" above large bold decorative lettering reading "Cookies" in cream. A vintage posterized illustration of Santa Claus holding a chocolate chip cookie appears in muted red,