If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Sweatshirt mountain view Big Worm's customer service philosophy

Big Worm's customer service philosophy starts and ends with collecting two hundred dollars from Smokey before sundown

Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand-drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones

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Detention at a school that never existed taught more about survival than any real suburb ever could

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Sweatshirt mountain view Big Worm's customer service philosophyRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered