Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt seattle " above a vintage cartoon

" above a vintage cartoon illustration of two red cherries on a green stem with a leaf

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Large distressed white angular text reads "SKATEWAY" in a bold slanted sans-serif font with a speckled

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Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt seattle " above a vintage cartoonRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY