This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Walking through the kitchen entrance

Walking through the kitchen entrance means you never wait in line like the rest of the schmucks on the sidewalk

Arched white outlined block text reads "HARVARD" in collegiate varsity style

Reservations at Chez Quis are for people who lack the nerve to just become Abe Froman on the spot

Their New York clientele never files complaints twice

This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Walking through the kitchen entranceAnnouncing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely. Somewhere a better version of you is thriving while you got sent to this barbecue with distressed lettering as proof of existence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "THIS IS" on the first line, "MY" centered on the second line, and "CLONE" on the third line, all in bold uppercase sans serif typography with a heavily worn grunge texture