Chaos Coordinator - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Resolutions are just elaborate lies

Resolutions are just elaborate lies people tell themselves before returning to their habits

"HIGH" appears above "DETENTION" above "SURVIVOR

Nerds spent the 1980s getting shoved into lockers by guys whose entire aesthetic they now wear as a victory lap

Akron's Rubbernecks took the diamond in 1906

Chaos Coordinator - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Resolutions are just elaborate liesSomebody has to make sure the neighbor's kid doesn't light the wrong end. That somebody is you, and you take the job very seriously. The Details: Bold white block text reads "CHAOS COORDINATOR" with a rectangular blue banner below reading "4TH OF JULY DIVISION." An explosion of illustrated red, white, and blue fireworks bursts above the lettering, with scattered stars radiating outward in a vivid screen print finish. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic