Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex Sweatshirt tradingplaces1 A posterized illustration of Billy

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

Inspired by The NeverEnding Story

standing behind a massive steak platter

rendered in muted skin tones with limited flat colors

Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex Sweatshirt tradingplaces1 A posterized illustration of BillyEnrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction, one signed headshot, and a forty minute monologue about Big Ern's greatest frames. Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife. Inspired by Kingpin. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden yellow "Est. 1979" beside it, above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S."