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Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

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Opening in the mid-twentieth century

Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt dogs Gold serif text in aNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters