Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats which honestly is the most

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Crawling through five hundred yards of sewage is a bold exit strategy

White lowercase bold sans-serif text on the left reads "where my hose at

A multicolored rainbow arc in red

Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats which honestly is the mostKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal