Frau Blucher - Women's T-Shirt rockford Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top

Sonny's parenting strategy was basically handing a kid a plastic diver and calling it a day

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and every word on that sentence is technically about taxidermy if you squint hard enough

Frau Blucher - Women's T-Shirt rockford Arched distressed white block textHorses in Transylvania have exactly one phobia, and it's triggered by a single word uttered within a five mile radius. The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history. Inspired by Young Frankenstein. The Details: A speech bubble containing gothic blackletter text reading "Frau Blcher" sits to the upper left. A distressed white illustration of a rearing horse with flowing mane and