Einstein World's First Time Traveler - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Inspired by A Christmas Story

Inspired by A Christmas Story

which is the most dangerous kind of accurate

quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

Einstein World's First Time Traveler - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Inspired by A Christmas StoryEinstein got shot one minute into the future and probably spent the whole trip thinking about dinner. Hill Valley's Chamber of Commerce really should honor their most decorated test pilot with a statue outside that mall. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones, with italic script reading "Hill Valley" and "California" on either