Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon surrounded by lightning bolts

surrounded by lightning bolts

White serif text reads "The" above large red script reading "Forge" with a yellow drop shadow

holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars

a vintage cartoon illustration of a batter in a red cap and uniform stands mid-swing

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon surrounded by lightning boltsTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text